Choose Your Pirate

2010-02-15T00:05:00.000-08:00

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2009-06-18T15:04:00.000-07:00

Pulling out all of the stunts, Sacha Baron Cohen tossed on a bull costume during a photocall for his new film, “Bruno,” at Las Ventas bullring in Madrid, Spain on Thursday (June 18).

Arriving to the day’s press duties in a horse-drawn carriage, Cohen was then escorted by a few burly matadors as he greeted the Spanish onlookers.

Back in his native UK environment. Cohen was spotted premiering his new raunchy comedy “Bruno” in London, England today (June 17).

The “Borat” funnyman donned a scandalously altered Royal Guard uniform with cut-off sleeves and super short/tight black leather shorts as he greeted the fans and paparazzi outside the Empire Leicester Square.

Also in the house was Cohen’s super-hot babymama Isla Fisher who gave the boys plenty to drool over in her strapless grey dress with matching heels.

Promising to be even racier than “Borat,” “Bruno” will be heading Stateside next month, with the official release date of July 10th.

2009-06-18T09:01:00.000-07:00

This is sad! A boy tried to give the sexy Megan Fox a rose and she ignored him! Just look at his face, he looks so heart broken. He is no Shia LeBouf ha.

2009-06-18T08:54:00.000-07:00

This time the winning cause were the aid refugees in Pakistan. The Jolie-Pitt Foundation has pledged $1 million to aid refugees in Pakistan, where continued violence in neighboring Afghanistan and the resurgence of the Taliban have driven millions of people in the region from their homes. Last week the Brad Pitt family donated $1 million to establish an endowment fund to pay cancer specialists at St. John's.

Jolie will talk about her work in aiding refugees Thursday when she and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton celebrate World Refugee Day in Washington D.C.

I'm happy that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie live by my motto, "if you have it, give it."

New Heavy Metal Movie

2009-06-08T13:20:00.000-07:00

Directors James Cameron ("Terminator," "Aliens," "Avatar"), David Fincher ("Alien3," "Fight Club," "Zodiac," "Benjamin Button"), Zack Snyder ("Dawn of the Dead," "300," "Watchmen") and Gore Verbinski ("The Ring," the "Pirates of the Caribbean" trilogy) have all signed on to create segments for a new “Heavy Metal” movie, and that the “Kung Fu Panda” team of Mark Osborne and Jack Black will contribute a segment as well.

This is incredible. “An amazing amount of talent,” is probably the only way I’d know how to describe that group of directors. Scoring James Cameron not only as an Executive Producer, but also as a director for one of the segments is a major win. Although, considering the subject matter, I could see how Cameron’s love of science fiction solidified his involvement.

I think I’m on cloud nine right now!

Heavy Metal 2000

WTF TIME WARNER

2009-06-07T17:35:00.000-07:00

Hey folks, Todd here. I'm pissed. After watching the TWILIGHT MOVIE AWARDS on MTV - I decided to try and watch some Blu Rays. It seems that Lionsgate and MGM/FOX's Blu-Rays on films in the last 2 weeks have decided not to be compatible with my Blu Ray player. Joy. All the other companies' Blu-Rays play wonderfully, but something new in the mastering process is fucked and this is probably going to require me to get a new player... again. Joy. Even though until the last month, it has faithfully played every single Blu Ray disc I've gotten.
So then, I decide... ok, let's see what's on HD Cable. My Cable provider is TIME WARNER Mineapolis. And as I'm going through the movie channels - my continual disappointment at a lack of good movies on HBO, CINEMAX and SHOWTIME aggravates me. So I skip past to where my favorite channel USED to reside... HD MOVIES. That channel has the best titles available online, uninterrupted - at least until the glorious day that TCM HD becomes a reality.

Turns out - TIME WARNER Minneapolis has decided to DICK its loyal customers around by not renewing Mark Cuban's HD NET and HD MOVIES. I've been a customer for about 12 years now. I've put up with their outtages as just a tech issue, but these sorts of problems really tick me off. Last year I had to deal with them shafting us with NBC for way too long. It really just is too much.

I really hope all of you locals affected call and give Time Warner a piece of your mind. I have - and will again!

New Season of Heroes

2009-06-07T17:25:00.000-07:00

With “Heroes” already hiring new actors for its fourth season, I thought I’d check in with the show’s best writer, Bryan Fuller, to see:

a) if he was promoted to showrunner, as many were hoping, or

b) if he had left “Heroes” entirely, as rumored, to join a new NBC Universal show (like, say, “Day One” or “Caprica”).

It turns out he’s continuing with the fourth season of “Heroes” as a consultant, the position he held in the first and third seasons as well. In addition, he relays, “I'm developing a couple of TV shows to pitch to [NBC Universal, where Fuller is under contract for the next year and a half] in the next month.”

Four already cast for season four:

* Ray Park (“The Phantom Menace,” “X-Men”), who may play a knife thrower with superpowers.

* Deannne Bray (“The L Word”), who may play a deaf girl with superpowers.

* Clearmalt heiress Madeline Zima (“Californication”), who may play Claire’s college roommate with superpowers.

* Robert Knepper (“Prison Break”), who may play a bad guy with superpowers.

Find all of Michael Ausiello’s Entertainment Weekly

Hi Top sneakers

2008-07-22T10:42:00.000-07:00

Yo check out this dope new sneaker site. The specialize in high top sneakers. They got the new puma skateboard shoes too!

Looking for a used car in minneapolis?

2008-05-03T09:29:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone, I was just shopping for a new car in here in minneapolis and found this awesome site. http://minneapolisusedauto.com

It compiles the public and private listings of used cars in minneapolis so you can find and get a great deal!

Top 5 Best and Worst Star Wars Videogames

2008-04-09T08:58:00.000-07:00

Ah the star wars videogame. either the worst game you have ever played or a really awesome game. check out this video collection of the top 5 best and worst http://www.hecklerspray.com/top-5-best-worst-star-wars-videogames/200813395.php

cool

Why Men are Better than Women?

2008-04-09T08:56:00.000-07:00

Haha wow this guy is hilarious. I can't decide if he is a joke or not

Hilarious Muppet Bloopers

2008-04-02T17:14:00.000-07:00

This video never gets old. I was cracking up so bad. It matched up perfectly

Guy Gets Revenge on Girlfriend for Headache

2008-04-02T17:12:00.000-07:00

The guy whose girlfriend slapped him over the head with a pan, gets his revenge. The first recipient of our April prank video $200 bonus

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The Real Flying Lawn Mower

2008-04-02T17:09:00.000-07:00

This 100cc engine powered lawn mower has got to be the sexiest UFO out there! "Flying Things", the company behind the flying lawn mower, shows what the machine can do -- and how they go for extra ...

April Folls Rick Rolls

2008-04-01T11:30:00.000-07:00

Yeah so if you go to the front page of youtube right now you get sent to rick astleys never gonna give you up. Never gets old i swear.

Flying Murder Car

2008-03-30T08:56:00.000-07:00

Professor Brainard, angry over being spurned by his 'baby's momma', catches up with her new 'boyfriend' and dishes out some 'revenge' in this stark 'drama' from LearnFoTainment AdultFoTainment.

Super Smash Bros Lyrics

2008-03-30T08:53:00.000-07:00

Wow I guess I had never realized how ridiculous the dumb lyrics for super smash brothers are. I cant think of a time I have heard this song in game. Does it just play if you let the opening run without hitting start? I am not sure. Anyway this video is pretty funny. Check it out

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

How Not to Adopt a Child from Africa

2008-03-30T08:48:00.002-07:00

Haha this video is great. Its up on break and its getting heavily dugg so expect it to be slow but its worth it. "

Now that celebrities like Brad and Angelina have made it super trendy to adopt babies from Africa, some naive couples are getting a little more than they bargained for.

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200 Posts!

2008-03-30T08:48:00.001-07:00

Whoa this is a landmark I didnt think I would pass. 200 posts. Whooooooooooooooo. lets keep it going!

Cool Bike Trials video

2008-03-29T16:48:00.000-07:00

Nothing ground breaking in this video, this guy is really good though. I like how he bonks the front tire and slides that too the rear tire. Its a smooth move. He definently has style.

Amazing Bike Skills! - Watch the top videos of the week here

Stupidest Bike Lane

2008-03-29T16:46:00.000-07:00

HAHAH i was not expecting this. It is literally a 200 foot long bike lane. Why even bother. There is one in minneapolis that I have ridden before that cuts in alot but nothing this bad. It is at least a mile long

Kobe Behind the Back Pass

2008-03-29T16:43:00.000-07:00

Oh man Kobe totally destroys with this pass. I did not see this coming. he just effortly whips it around behind his back. So nice.

Space Shuttle 1... Bird...0

2008-03-28T09:38:00.000-07:00

Hahaha wow, the bird here totally got rocked. Like totally owned. Ouch. I like how it just slowly slides down the side of the shuttle. Its hard to say how fast the spaceship was even going here. I wonder if it was just stunned by the impact.

Buy Del Toro Shoes!

2008-03-28T09:27:00.000-07:00

Del Toro shoes is a new shoemaker who is modernizing the Prince Albert Slipper. It looks awesome. They have made it so that it can be worn as an everyday shoe, a great looking shoe that you can wear with jeans. The shoe is handmade in Alicante, Spain with only the finest in leather, wood and velvet. I would rock these everyday since the more you wear these and they get the awesome worn in look, the better they would look. These would give anyone a refined sophisticated look. Look at these bad boys.

I am digging the imprint on the sole of the shoe. Looks classy to the max

Check out the Del Toro website.

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World Record for Coctail Mixing Broken

2008-03-28T09:24:00.000-07:00

Master mixologist Bobby "G" Gleason breaks the world record for mixing cocktails. Using DeKuyper®, the best-selling line of cordials and liqueurs in the U.S., and Hornitos™, a member of the Sauza® family and first to coin the word tequila. Bobby G made 253 cocktails in 60 minutes and set the new Guinness World Record™. The former record of 179 different cocktails was set in 2004.

Haha wow I gues you gotta be good at something. That means he made more than 4 a minute for an hour. This guy would be a party machine

Table Tennis Top 10 Shots

2008-03-27T17:57:00.000-07:00

Everyone thinks they are good at table tennis. This is a fact. I dont know why everyone seems to think they rule at it but they do. Oh well. The people in this video do actually rule at table tennis. They are like insane. I wish I was that good at table tennis

Table Tennis Top 10 Shots - Funny bloopers are a click away

Busta Rhymes owns lady

2008-03-27T17:34:00.000-07:00

Haha wow busta rhymes just got my respect for the day. I am not sure why this lady thought it was a good idea to call him "ignorant" after he wouldnt get a photo with them but He totally turns on her and owns her making her look like an idiot.

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NYC COPS beatdown

2008-03-27T07:54:00.000-07:00

Yeah so i guess there was a protest over tibet in new york and it got out of control. It is unclear why they were attacked.

Video footage of New York cops clubbing and arresting peaceful Tibetan protesters who were merely walking down the street has gone relatively ignored beyond Youtube.

While stories emerge out of China every day of police beating and killing Tibetan protestors in the streets, the same sort of behavior by cops in America tells its own story.

The footage was shot at a free Tibet peaceful assembly in New York on the 14th of March.

It shows the protestors holding flags and signs and peacefully walking down the street towards the UN building in the Turtle Bay neighborhood only to be accosted by police officers with batons.

One officer identified as "Delgado" is seen in the video pushing people as the group crosses the street.

Another officer, identified as "Serano" is caught threatening to kill two protesters as the cameraman passes. He later admits to the threat and apologizes for it.

As the group nears the UN building, cop cars and vans screech onto the sidewalks, cops pour out and begin to beat the protesters with clubs as UN security guards observe without becoming involved.

A non uniformed officer, who seems to be directing the entire operation, then orders the cameraman to step back and move away.

"Look at these cops, clubbing people in front of the UN, unbelievable, protesting to free Tibet, cops clubbing people in their legs on the sidewalk, in front of the UN in America, unbelievable, this is not China." the American cameraman announces in disbelief.

The officer identified as Serano then forces the cameraman away from the melee, telling him to shut the camera off and that he will not talk to him because he may be a reporter.

Several officers then follow the cameraman asking him about his recording of the incident.

Whoops Hillary wasnt lying

2008-03-27T07:51:00.000-07:00

Oh man looks like we were all wrong. check out this video that shows all the snipers and bombs she faced.

Slow Motion Slap

2008-03-27T07:50:00.000-07:00

Hahha wow its pretty cool what a slap looks like. as this shows. If all physical abuse was this cool every day would be a riot.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

More about Hillary in Tulza

2008-03-26T10:05:00.001-07:00

CBS has more to say about the TULZA controversy that Hillary had in a speech next week. Its not as funny as the other one but its funny

Quentin Tarantino Tribute

2008-03-26T10:02:00.000-07:00

This film on youtube is a tribute to the 5 films of Tarantinos. Its really well edited. wait till you check it out. As far as tributes go this is about as top notch as it can get

Get in the club-Just pretend your the DJ!

2008-03-26T09:57:00.000-07:00

Hahah I like this. This guy rolls up to the hottest busiest clubs and just walks right in for free by pretending hes a DJ. I used to get into shows and stuff by bringing my camera and saying i worked for the paper. never mentioned which paper just that I worked for one.

Cool Optical Illusion

2008-03-25T09:51:00.000-07:00

I have seen this one in real life btw. Its amazing. A real mind blower how the things suddenly seem much bigger and smaller. Seriously you cannot like process it when you witness it first hand. Very cool. Well Captured on this video too.

Lady Goes Crazy in Court

2008-03-25T09:42:00.000-07:00

This lady in Carson City goes crazy at the city council meeting when tapped on the head. I am not sure whats really going on. Its pretty funny though

SEO MIXTAPE YOUTUBE VERSION!

2008-03-24T21:16:00.001-07:00

this is the version with youtube videos. Check the non youtube one if you want a quick loader

So the other day I’m sitting in iTunes picking out a new playlist to listen to while writing an article. I realized I should just make a whole playlist about the whole SEO, affiliate marketing, article marketing experience. I realize that this playlist is really not about SEO but “The SEO Mixtape” sounds a lot cooler than “affiliate marketing mixtape.” Without further ado, The SEO Mixtape

1. Naïve- By the Kooks
Yeah you know we all went through this stage. That eBook that promised MILLIONS in just HOURS. “Well hot damn, I know a lot of people are making money online how hard could this be?” we all thought. Yeah somehow that didn’t work out so hot. Most people give up at this point.

2. A Cause Des Garsons- Yelle
I have no idea what this song talks about, it is in French. In fact I am pretty sure that I even spelled the title of it wrong. The song is gibberish to me just like all the terms used online are gibberish when you start. Monetenize? What does that even mean? Why cant we just say put ads on your website? Optimize Campaigns? Is that a new Transformer?

3. 5 times out a 100- Hot Hot Heat
Oh my god how awesome would it be if every site you made, every campaign you ran, everything you do had a 5% click through rate. I think it’s a goal we all aspire too. Everything we do online seems to aspire to this miracle number. 5 times out of a Hundred. Tell me what my odds are.

4. Return the Favour- The Hives
Yeah let’s do a link exchange! Ill stumble you if you stumble me! Dugg It! Return the Favour online and you’ll get somewhere. Slowly but surely you will get somewhere.

5. What I’m Looking For-Brendan Benson
A song for those of us who feel a need to keep trying new ways to make money online instead of committing to just one. If you have tried running a successful straight up blog, affiliate marketing, yahoo answer campaigns, Pay per click, heck even being paid per post, and after all that are still trying to find an idea that works for you, this ones for you!

6. Trying Not to Think About Time-The Futureheads
“What time is it? Shit!” Uh-oh. The sun has gone up and come down for the day and you didn’t see it once that entire time. Instead you were online researching keywords and writing. 12 hours later… Where did that time go? Why didn’t I just get a 9-5 job?

7. Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man…Winner gets Miss Elizabeths Love. –Daggermouth
This song actually has nothing to do with Wrestlemania 5 but I figured the song captured a well known problem in the community. “I am going to get on the computer and WORK! I just need to check email first. Oooh New facebook wall post. They linked me to a hilarious wrestlemania video. HAHA, that was great, I wonder what other funny wrestling videos there are…” 2 hours later: What did I get on this computer to do? CRAP! If only we didn’t have the internet to distract us from working on the internet so much more would get done.

8. Get That Dough-Lil Wayne
If you have ever used a MySpace friend adder, bundled screensavers with adware, or scraped blog posts then pull on your dancing shoes. This song is for you. Make that dough by any means necessary, amirite. Lil Wayne understands you. He also enjoys Getting that Dough by any means necessary. So get ready to boogie

9. The Competition- Kimya Dawson
Yeah I know, I put that horrible singer from Juno on this awesome mix tape. I know. But listen to this song. It is for those days when you just spent a ton on a PPC campaign and didn’t get a single conversion. This is for those days when your site is still getting just two visitors a day. You can’t give up yet. You got to show them. You can do it!

10. Its Not Over Yet-Klaxons
Yeah so you finally got a successful site going. Things are great. But getting 10,000 visitors a day suddenly is not enough, you still want more. Making 100 dollars a day suddenly isn’t enough, and now you want 200. Its not over, Its not over, Its not over yet.

SEO MIXTAPE

2008-03-24T21:00:00.000-07:00

this is the version without videos for every song. if you want that check here

So the other day I’m sitting in iTunes picking out a new playlist to listen to while writing an article. I realized I should just make a whole playlist about the whole SEO, affiliate marketing, article marketing experience. I realize that this playlist is really not about SEO but “The SEO Mixtape” sounds a lot cooler than “affiliate marketing mixtape.” Without further ado, The SEO Mixtape

1. Naïve- By the Kooks
Yeah you know we all went through this stage. That eBook that promised MILLIONS in just HOURS. “Well hot damn, I know a lot of people are making money online how hard could this be?” we all thought. Yeah somehow that didn’t work out so hot. Most people give up at this point.

2. A Cause Des Garsons- Yelle
I have no idea what this song talks about, it is in French. In fact I am pretty sure that I even spelled the title of it wrong. The song is gibberish to me just like all the terms used online are gibberish when you start. Monetenize? What does that even mean? Why cant we just say put ads on your website? Optimize Campaigns? Is that a new Transformer?

3. 5 times out a 100- Hot Hot Heat
Oh my god how awesome would it be if every site you made, every campaign you ran, everything you do had a 5% click through rate. I think it’s a goal we all aspire too. Everything we do online seems to aspire to this miracle number. 5 times out of a Hundred. Tell me what my odds are.

4. Return the Favour- The Hives
Yeah let’s do a link exchange! Ill stumble you if you stumble me! Dugg It! Return the Favour online and you’ll get somewhere. Slowly but surely you will get somewhere.

5. What I’m Looking For-Brendan Benson
A song for those of us who feel a need to keep trying new ways to make money online instead of committing to just one. If you have tried running a successful straight up blog, affiliate marketing, yahoo answer campaigns, Pay per click, heck even being paid per post, and after all that are still trying to find an idea that works for you, this ones for you!

6. Trying Not to Think About Time-The Futureheads
“What time is it? Shit!” Uh-oh. The sun has gone up and come down for the day and you didn’t see it once that entire time. Instead you were online researching keywords and writing. 12 hours later… Where did that time go? Why didn’t I just get a 9-5 job?

7. Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man…Winner gets Miss Elizabeths Love. –Daggermouth
This song actually has nothing to do with Wrestlemania 5 but I figured the song captured a well known problem in the community. “I am going to get on the computer and WORK! I just need to check email first. Oooh New facebook wall post. They linked me to a hilarious wrestlemania video. HAHA, that was great, I wonder what other funny wrestling videos there are…” 2 hours later: What did I get on this computer to do? CRAP! If only we didn’t have the internet to distract us from working on the internet so much more would get done.

8. Get That Dough-Lil Wayne
If you have ever used a MySpace friend adder, bundled screensavers with adware, or scraped blog posts then pull on your dancing shoes. This song is for you. Make that dough by any means necessary, amirite. Lil Wayne understands you. He also enjoys Getting that Dough. So get ready to boogie

9. The Competition- Kimya Dawson
Yeah I know, I put that horrible singer from Juno on this awesome mix tape. I know. But listen to this song. It is for those days when you just spent a ton on a PPC campaign and didn’t get a single conversion. This is for those days when your site is still getting just two visitors a day. You can’t give up yet. You got to show them. You can do it!

10. Its Not Over Yet-Klaxons
Yeah so you finally got a successful site going. Things are great. But getting 10,000 visitors a day suddenly is not enough, you still want more. Making 100 dollars a day suddenly isn’t enough, and now you want 200. Its not over, Its not over, Its not over yet.

Mean Bunny Easter Prank

2008-03-24T09:25:00.000-07:00

Hahaha wow this video rules. They freak this girl OUT with this prank. Hahah why is every other video I post these days a prank video. I think its just we are so close to april fools day.

Hot Tubbin on the Late Night

2008-03-24T09:10:00.000-07:00

I think this is the same rapper Ashkon and his video Hot Tubbing on the Late Night. This video looks like a joke but I guess he is a real rapper lol. I guess whatever, the man just wants to rap about his love of hot tubs. I cant fault him for that

Awesome Diss Track on MIMS

2008-03-24T09:06:00.000-07:00

Hahah i know noone really likes mims but I just saw this today from the rapper ashkon. He totally owns MIMS

The best Police Sketch Artist Ever

2008-03-23T11:14:00.000-07:00

This is from Human Giant on MTV. I dont want to give it away but this is about the best police sketch artist.

Vice President Santiago

2008-03-23T11:11:00.000-07:00

This is Dave Chapelle routine about being the first black president and what he would do. This is hilarious. Dave Chapelles take on racism is genious

Toad Babies Emerging from Mothers Back

2008-03-23T11:09:00.000-07:00

Oh my god dont watch this video. I am disgusted right now. My scalp has got that tingly crawling feeling. I am physically repulsed. This is a a video of the Suriname Toad which births its babies by having them emerge from her back.

oh god why

Hillary in Tulza

2008-03-23T10:18:00.000-07:00

This would not have been funny if they editing on it hadnt been hilarious. I like Hillary Clinton less and less each day. Why would she say something like this

Hillary 3 A.M. Ad owned

2008-03-22T09:59:00.000-07:00

The girl that is in the Hillary 3 A.M. ad as stock footage totally owns the entire ad to show how its been manipulated and then says she rejects the politics of fear. Hillary gets owned. Go Barack. I have obamania

You Suck at Photoshop #9

2008-03-22T09:57:00.000-07:00

If you have seen any of these before they are pretty funny. The commentator makes fun of other people and seems depressed himself. He stumbles through the comments and it is quite hilarious

Small House seems large

2008-03-22T09:55:00.000-07:00

Okay this is pretty crazy. It shows how in tokyos architects are using light and space to make tiny houses (900 sq ft for a house) seem much much larger. It is pretty cool. It really does seem alot larger.

Fox News Anchors Can't even stomache the "news"

2008-03-21T19:32:00.000-07:00

A Fox News Anchor walked off this morning following a heated debate with his coanchor about Obamas speech. The video isnt funny but it is pretty interesting. I cannot wait to see how this election turns out!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/21/mayhem-at-fox-news-ancho_n_92743.html

Jewno

2008-03-21T19:00:00.000-07:00

This is a parody trailer of Juno starring the actual dad from the movie, aka j. jama jamason. They nailed alot of the parts perfectly. my favorite line was "im wes craven"

Every other Line Rider Video Put to shame

2008-03-21T18:58:00.000-07:00

Firs there was mystery mountain, then there was the helicopter escape and now....
TRANSCENDENTAL that puts all of them to shame! The level of detail and time that must have gone into this is insane. This is really cool

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Whoa

2008-03-19T06:50:00.001-07:00

Thats awesome. I am not going to say hes ispirational or any of that stuff but it is pretty interesting.

Hahahaha Bad Call on Mad Money

2008-03-18T12:00:00.000-07:00

I love Jim Cramer. His show actually makes stocks intersting. Obviously though sometimes he gets it wrong. He got it wrong in a bbbbiiiiiiiggg way last week when he told people to not sell Bear Sterns.

Gas at 5.20 a gallon in some places

2008-03-18T11:57:00.000-07:00

Yeah cnn doesnt allow embeds but here is a video of gas at (gulp) $5.20 a gallon

oh jeez. i need to clean off my bike

Basketball Game RickrROLLED

2008-03-18T11:56:00.000-07:00

Haha although I am sad to see the rickrolling is going mainstream it really does never get old.

This guy is CRAZY

2008-03-17T08:41:00.001-07:00

he gets shot up by a bungee cord then at the top releases and parachutes down. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?????

This isnt real is it????

2008-03-17T08:37:00.000-07:00

If this is real I am shocked. Michigans economy is the very worst and its not even that bad here yet. I hope this isnt real.

MQT WHAT WHAT

2008-03-17T08:34:00.001-07:00

OH man this video is on the top ten for digg today and it was shot literally 1/2 mile from where I live in the Superior dome in GNARQUETTE MICHIGAN. check it

oh man what a proud day for us lol. that dome its shot in is our towns biggest claim to fame. its the worlds largest wooden dome

Bulgarian Music Idol

2008-03-17T08:30:00.000-07:00

Hhahahahaha this video is gold. This lady from bulgaria trys to sing without you by mariah carey. its so hard to understand what she is saying

Facebook Anthem

2008-03-17T08:27:00.001-07:00

This hit the nail on the head. facebook is so screwed. Everyone hates applications. whoever comes next with a good clean layout site will be another big hit

Star Wars, A Cardboard Hope

2008-03-16T09:26:00.000-07:00

Someone made this for the movie Be Kind Rewind and its gold. I love the star wars theme song mumbled along in the background. The other great part is when they drop down into the canyon which is just like cardboard boxes in a row.

Anon vs Scientology

2008-03-16T09:21:00.000-07:00

Round 2 of the big Anonymous protests were yesterday and the videos of it are coming up on youtube. This time around the big deal seems to be the police issues that people ran into. Check out this

compared to this

the second is much better

and finally in case you had not had your fill of scientologists,

More Pranks!!!!

2008-03-16T09:17:00.000-07:00

This is actually a how to instead of just a prank. They show you how to flip a coffee cup upside down while theres still coffee inside so that when the person later picks it up coffee will spill all over them. Pretty funny stuff. Someone suggests in the comment that they do this at restaraunts when they get poor service. They call it a wet tip. lol.

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Glass Door Prank

2008-03-15T10:59:00.000-07:00

Hahaha this prank is not nearly as good as the improve everywhere one but this is still pretty good. They polish a glass door until it shines and then watch as people walk into it. The youtube commentators have their panites in a bunch though about people getting injured. Whatever, look everyone is laughing afterwards.

Joe Rogan Owns Heckler

2008-03-15T10:48:00.000-07:00

Joe Rogan must be getting a reputation or something by now. There are so many of these videos where he totally owns a heckler. I agree with the comments though that the heckler had no chance but Joe totally destroys the guy. Joe Rogan still looks like a fratboy douchebag.

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Tony Hawk still rules

2008-03-15T10:47:00.000-07:00

Yeah Tony Hawk is not a name we have heard too much recently. He still rules though. Check out this video he uploaded that he shot of himself and edited. A pretty cool project because I know thats got to be pretty difficult to do. Looks like in the video like he still gots it

My super sweet 16.

2008-03-14T07:57:00.001-07:00

MTV loves to play this episode for a good reason so for anyone who hasnt seen it yet, I present the most spoiled girl in the entire world. And this video is real unlike the other fake one of the girl screaming about her convertible.

SNOWNED

2008-03-14T07:55:00.001-07:00

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I really just wanted a chance to say SNOWNED

Improv Everywhere Strikes again

2008-03-14T07:52:00.001-07:00

These cats are genious. Seriously genious. How they come up with so many great ideas is beyond me. This idea has been done before but never to this level. I was cracking up this whole time.
They do a musical in the food court of a mall.

Taxi to the Dark Side

2008-03-14T07:43:00.001-07:00

I have been hearing alot about this documentary so It was cool to finally see it. It really is shocking. I dont know what I think now, its definently going to take some time for me to process this. Check it out. You won't regret it

New Lil Wayne

2008-03-13T09:23:00.000-07:00

Yeah Lil Wayne is the man but this new single is lame. Its with T-Pain and he like ruins his weird voice by using the voice effect t-pain uses. Check it out its alright. Actually I dont know this is kind of growing on me.

The Incredible Hulk Trailer

2008-03-13T09:20:00.001-07:00

Whoa whoa whoa. This looks 50 times better than the last Hulk movie. Remember that horrible flick? Edward Norton is in this movie and you know how good he is. I can't wait to see him transform and smash a ton of stuff up. its going to be awesome

First the Cupid Shuffle, now this....

2008-03-12T22:06:00.000-07:00

Man at first I thought I could possibly only make one dance post a week but this new one from Lil Mama rocks. First check out the official video for it.

Now this video doesnt make in entirely but the g-slide is like a modified version of the electric slide. Lil Mama explains it better herself here.

Get ahead of the trend. Learn this now.

Internet Commentator Funeral

2008-03-12T13:36:00.000-07:00

Haha College Humor coming out with some more hilarious stuff this week. I loved their internet commenatator business meetings and this is more of the same gold. Check it out at
FIRST

Walrus Dancing

2008-03-12T13:30:00.000-07:00

Man this walrus should be on Americas best dance crew (OMG so excited for this weeks. go jabbawockeez.) it is quite the dancer. he dances to smooth criminal. I cant remember who made this song but meh. the walrus is what matters. i hope they get the walrus at my local zoo to do this.

Cheap ways to help the earth

2008-03-12T13:24:00.000-07:00

If your like me you dont have the money sitting around to buy organic and do all these nice things but its too expensive. Well I really like this guide from

Sure, you've seen An Inconvenient Truth and cringed at the image of that CGI polar bear swimming in the ocean for miles, with no ice in sight. Since you don't want any polar bear blood on your hands, you've resolved to go greener by eating organic, switching over to CFL light bulbs, supporting only eco-conscious businesses, and doing whatever else Al Gore asks of you.

The only problem? Environmentalism can be very expensive. You can spend your entire weekly grocery budget on a few packages of organic meat at Whole Foods, and that eco-friendly bamboo t-shirt you ordered last week didn't come cheap, either. While you'd love to save the planet, you'd also like to keep your kitchen pantry stocked with something more than ramen noodles.

Luckily, you don't need to choose between paying your mortgage and stopping global warming – there are plenty of ways you can go green without spending a single dollar. Here are some of our favorite ways to help the earth when you're on a budget.

Recycle. Simple, free, easy. Plus, in some states, you'll even get money back for recycling cans and bottles – and what's more budget-friendly than that?

Don't buy new stuff. Whether you're looking for furniture, books, appliances, or clothing (except underwear – we draw the line there), avoid paying top-dollar at retail shops. By buying second-hand goods or using a free trading service like Freecycle, you can get what you need for cheap or free, without supporting industries that draw on the Earth's precious resources.

Do it yourself. Rather than buying expensive green cleaning products, make your own with household supplies. You've probably already got everything you need to create all-natural, eco-friendly household cleaners. To make a scrubbing solution that's perfect for cleaning bathtubs, simply combine half a cup of baking soda with enough liquid detergent to make a spreadable solution. For an earth-friendly window cleaning spray, an oven cleaner, a furniture polish, and more, check out Care2's list of great green cleaning mixes.

Green your commute. Can't afford to buy a pricey hybrid? No problem - there are plenty of other ways to reduce your carbon footprint. If you live near the office, try biking there instead of driving whenever the weather's nice enough (also a great way to work out for free). If not, buy a monthly bus pass, or try carpooling with a neighbor - read our tips for finding a driving buddy here.

The most eco-friendly commute of all, of course, is telecommuting. Your boss may not let you work in your PJs every day, but if you can score a single day each week to work from home, you could drastically reduce your carbon emissions each year. So if your boss still isn't buying it, tell him the Earth depends on it and he just might cave. Check out this article for more great tips to win him over.

Grow your own food. Depending on where you live, this may not always be an option – but generally, we can all find at least a few months a year when it's easy to grow herbs, fruits, and vegetables, which can supplement our daily diet while reducing our carbon footprint. If you don't have a garden plot to call your own, you can still get in on the game – visit this site to find your nearest community garden, where you'll be welcome to plant your own crops.

Flip the switch. It's one of the easiest ways to conserve power, but sometimes it can be tough to remember to turn off lights and electronic equipment when they're not in use. Whenever you leave a room, make a point of turning off the lights, TV, computer, and any other appliances or electronics if you know you won't be back within the next few minutes. And, as each light bulb burns out, make the switch to energy-saving CFL bulbs to stay green even while you're using power. CFLs cost a bit more than regular light bulbs, but you'll more than make up for the extra few dollars when it comes time to pay your electric bill.

its from http://www.gimundo.com/Articles/Daily/883

check it out yooooooo

4/20 Remix

2008-03-11T20:22:00.000-07:00

Hahah if you have seen this video before, its even funnier with yakety sax playing. Check it out

Cupid Shuffle

2008-03-10T20:02:00.000-07:00

Haha finally a dance I can do. Soulja boy was a little to tough for me and my total lack of rhythm. its called the cupid shuffle. check it out. there are some tutorials if you really cant get it. shuffle to the left and too the right

Kimbo Slice

2008-03-09T20:13:00.000-07:00

There are alot of haters out there on the internet for kimbo slice. hes old he doesnt know mma blah blah blah blah blah. all the internet tough guys who cant fight whatsoever but think they know what they are talking about. whatever. kimbo slice rules. check out this fight vid from the weekend

Tomorrow We Work

2008-03-09T20:10:00.001-07:00

If your like me your just waiting for the snow to melt now so you can go ride your bike. I keep checking out biking vids and this new one called tomorrow we work look a.mazing. Like seriously killer. check it

Awesome Kayaking video

2008-03-07T12:37:00.000-08:00

I picked up a kayaking magazine yesterday while at the bookstore and was blown away. check this out. i had no idea. i really want to try this now

Sigur Ros video

2008-03-07T12:35:00.001-08:00

dont know if you guys have ever heard of sigur ros, but they are putting out a movie and it looks sweet!!! check out this trailer

The cinematography on this looks amazing. my roommate has ordered a copy of it so I cant wait to see how it turns out!

2008-02-12T13:15:00.001-08:00

http://whitewhine.tumblr.com/post/26053986

god i love white whine. my favorite comedy site

vegas

2008-02-06T21:32:00.001-08:00

hey traveling to vegas soon? I am and i found www.lasvegas.theinformationexperts.com to be super helpful

Warhammer 40K?

2008-02-05T20:11:00.001-08:00

hey i just saw this on Somethingawful. a very interesting thread about warhammer 40k

Camera Bags

2008-02-04T08:03:00.001-08:00

I just got a new camera and was wondering how I should store it when i found this site with a sweet guide to camera bags.... check it out
Camera Bags!!!

awesome thread

2008-01-31T21:26:00.001-08:00

just saw this awesome thread on SA and thought i would share. its the hilarious tale of dropsy the clown
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2758907

check it out. i cant wait to see what other adventures he gets up to

NEW SITE

2008-01-29T16:20:00.001-08:00

Hey i finally started work on a new site after the sad death of chooseyourpirate this december

it is theinforexperts.com

Looking for Updates???

2006-01-02T08:21:00.000-08:00

Choose Your Pirate is now at www.chooseyourpirate.com Its a much better site now and this site is going to function as the archives. See your there in 06!
GO TO NEW PAGE

PULSE

2005-12-30T08:53:00.000-08:00

Strangely enough, just the other day I was wondering if Kristen Bell was in any 2006 movies. Now I know the answer. "Pulse", the second horror movie with a hottie I have heard about in as many days. Here is the plot synopsis (taken from blackfilms)

Synopsis: Based on the Japanese horror movie "Kairo," "Pulse" centers on a group of college students who discover that a computer hacker friend of theirs unwittingly pirated a strange wireless signal that opened a doorway for a terrifying evil to cross over into the world. As it spreads, everyone in its path is consumed, and the students must race to find a way to stop it.

Is it just me or do the Japanese only make horror movies about scary objects. Dont Japenese filmmakers know what a scary monster is? Ghost and Demons are freaky but I want my ZOMBIES. Blackfilms also has the trailer up, so check that out

View Trailer
The official site is down

When A Stranger Calls

2005-12-29T16:46:00.000-08:00

A remake of the 70s horror film "When A Stranger Calls" has been made. I never saw the original but it looks to me like this is based on the urban legend about the babysitter who gets a call that the police trace to..... the HOUSE SHE IS IN!!! Sorry if I spoiled the story there, but the trailer also spoils it. The villain in the trailer is also comedic because he uses jazz hands several times in the trailer. The films star Camilla Belle appears to have starred in a bunch of movies I have never heard of (her imdb page) (notice that she was once on "Walker Texas Ranger"

Link to Trailer

Special note: Here is snopes.coms version of the legend mentioned above, and it says that "when a stranger calls" is based on this legend. Urban Legends Ahoy

LOTR MARATHON

2005-12-28T21:18:00.000-08:00

I just found this out. This makes my day, possibly even my month. This will definently be a great way to start the year. I am stealing the press realease from the pulse blog.

A dream come true! A LOTR trilogy marathon, hosted by one of the most beautiful theaters in town, the legendary Riverview. For many of us who can’t get enough of Peter Jackson’s magic with cinematography and the achingly beautiful drama of one of the best stories of all time, this is not to be missed. The schedule is as follows: “The Fellowship of the Ring” at 11 a.m.; “The Two Towers” at 2:45 and “The Return of the King” at 7 p.m. Costumes are encouraged and there will be a costume contest. There will also be a “swap meet” at the theater. for trading items between screenings. For this special event, the Riverview is offering breakfast items. Kitty corner from the Riverview is the Riverview Wine Bar, an exquisitely cozy place to dash off for a nice glass of wine and LOTR talk during breaks. Advanced tickets are available at the Riverview. 11 a.m. $6/$7. 3800 42nd Ave. S., Mpls. RiverviewTheater.com. 612-729-7369. Cyn Collins

Okay I am definently going to be there!!!! Hope to see everyone there. This is going to be awesome. Tomorrow I am going to call and ask if its the Extended Editions, so stick around to find out

EDIT-----THIS HAPPENS ON MONDAY!!!! AND ITS THE EE!

Pirates of the Carribean 2 Official Site

2005-12-24T18:37:00.000-08:00

The official site for Pirates of the Carribeans 2 launched yesterday. The trailer on the site is way better than the original leaked one. First off, you can actually see whats happening. Its also a much tighter feeling trailer. The site also has various other downloads like aim icons and such. The trailers the only thing that is especially cool Bonus fact: the movie comes out on my 17th birthday!
OFFICIAL SITE

ONLINE FILM FESTIVALS

2005-12-21T16:50:00.000-08:00

Not much movie news to report today, so I thought I would link to one of my favorite sites about film, FilmFights! This film festival has a theme for everyone of its contest such as "make a musical with three songs that is under ten minutes long" Some of the contest are really specific, some are incredibly general. As the main page states "you have got something to prove" many of the filmmakers on the site battle in every single one of the contest for the win. I check back quite often because sometimes they get some great stuff. Anyway, if your bored, check it out! FilmFights!

Entertainment Weeklys Year end poll

2005-12-21T16:42:00.000-08:00

The poll on entertainmentweekly.com concerning audiences oppinion on books, music, and most importantly, films. Concedering that this is an audience based poll, not a critics poll the films in the running were not highbrow(The Wedding Crashers got 5th) but they sure were entertaining. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire SMASHED the competition in both the new book and new movie categorys, with Batman Begins coming in second in the movie category. The only thing that was especially surprising is that Fiona Apples "Extraodinary Machines" won best new cd. I have only heard the title track from that cd and I must say it was alright, but considering that this is an audienc poll, it is really rather shocking to see this beat out a more popular album like "Late Registration" by Kanye West.
READ ALL OF THE WINNERS HERE

Chronic-WHAT-les of Narnia

2005-12-20T18:05:00.000-08:00

One of the best skits SNL has done in a while.
TWO-NO-SIX-NO TWELVE-BAKERS DOZEN
WATCH HERE

Oh and this blog has the lyrics to the song-LYRICS TO SONG

WATCHMEN

2005-12-20T17:56:00.000-08:00

IGN FilmForce has an article about the adaptation of the comic book "Watchmen" to film. Apparently considered dead in the water all summer after it was shelved from production just weeks before filming began, Warner Brothers Pictures has now picked up the script. IGN's explanantion is that "V For Vendetta" has been getting great reviews and Warner Brothers wants to have "Watchmen" on hand in case "V for Vendetta" is a smash hit. "Vendetta" and "Watchmen" are two comics books by Allen Moore and "Watchmen" is another film in the gritty style that Warners has been using on its comic book adaptations. Personally, I have not read this comic book yet so I am not super pumped for it. Check out FilmForces original article
Original Article

GHOST RIDER!

2005-12-20T17:52:00.000-08:00

A official site for "Ghost Rider" is up and running and it has a ten second clip from the film. All I can say is WOW! This was cheesier than I expected, and yet still cool. The head looks really CGI-ed on and I know that while many films have bad special effects in the trailer, if the whole film looks like that, its going to be really distracting. Take a peek
OFFICIAL SITE
10SECONDCLIP

NightWatch

2005-12-20T17:30:00.000-08:00

Hey I just heard from a friend who had seen a german bootleg (in german bootleg is "rauptkopy") of Nightwatch. He said it was kicking rad and one of the best german films he had ever seen. While Fox Searchlight who has picked up the film for North American distrubution has no definite plans to release this film soon, the site is still amazing! The visuals are insane in the trailer and I can't wait to see it. Here is the official site
Official Site
Oh and here is the description of the movie from the official site:
For as long as humanity has existed, there have been "Others" among us; Witches, Vampires and Shape-Shifters who are soldiers in the eternal war between Light and Dark.

Light Others protect mankind from Dark Others, who plague and torture humans.

Over 1000-years ago a truce was struck between Gesser, Lord of the Light, and Zavulon, General of Darkness. They agreed that no one could be forced to good or evil, people must choose freely for themselves. To uphold this truce, each side established underground forces; the soldiers of the Light would be called Night Watch, making sure Dark Others obeyed the truce. And the soldiers of Darkness would be called Day Watch, to do the same.

Ancient prophecy foretells that one day the Great One will arrive who can end the threat of an apocalyptic battle between Light and Dark Others. That day has come, and the Great One, once he or she is identified, must choose whether to destroy the light within or battle the surrounding darkness. This choice will reveal mankind's destiny.

1992:
Anton Gordesky, a broken-hearted man, desperate to win back his fiancée, seeks out the black magic services of a witch. This Dark Other, about to use her magic for evil, is arrested by the Night Watch moments before for completing her spell. The cataclysmic event awakens Anton to discover that he is an Other. Now he must choose whether to become a protector of light or warrior of darkness.

Today:
Somewhere on the streets of Moscow the "Great One" wanders, oblivious to his or her powers. Anton, along with his Night Watch team, race to find and protect the Great One from Zavulon and his Day Watch vampires who seek to plunge the world into darkness. Whoever reaches the Great One first will hold the balance of power in their hands and control the fate of humanity.

NIGHT WATCH (NOCHNOI DOZOR) is the first installment of a trilogy based on the best-selling Russian sci-fi novels of Sergei Lukyanenko (which also includes Day Watch and Dusk Watch). This visionary horror fantasy film features a dazzling mix of mind-blowing effects, adrenaline-fuelled action and suspenseful terror.

This must be an awesome film. The description alone got my blood pumping. Comeon Fox Searchlight, lets get this picture to the screen

Serenity

2005-12-19T17:10:00.000-08:00

The DVD version of one of my favorite movies of the year "Serenity" is coming out tomorrow. I know this was not a big hit in theatres but here is your chance to see an amazing film that deserved to suceed. The ending action sequence is amazing and the whole film has effects that a year or two ago would have been called mindblowing (i dont think it is possible for any movie, no matter how good its cgi to have effects that are good enough to be called mindblowing anymore) The characters really drive the plot and the universe that they exist in is kind of like the Star Wars Universe (i.e.- You want to be part of it!) I think what really made the film great though is just like Harry Potter 4, the film, it has a good sprinkling of humor mixed in with the rest of it that keeps it fun.
Watch the Trailer
IMDB page about Serenity
Official Page
(for the record, I think "brown coats" is the dumbest name of a fan club of all time)

Sorry about the Lack of activity

2005-12-16T21:22:00.000-08:00

I was really busy this week and some other stuff happened and thus I have not been able to work on this, this week. I am not sure when we will restart but it will be soon. Thanks,