Jeff is Dumb

Here is everything that Jeff posted. He obviously went to some extremes, and probably scoured all of my posts for errors before making the following comments upon my apparently superior intellect.
(Errors in Red)

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GrammerNazi makes a mistake!!!!!!!!!!

(Quotation Mark)Be sure to make it out to the poles before they close, or you will be (Insert [...])(Quotation Mark)

I would like to point out that poles should be polls. yah that is a mistake. thats right(comma) a mistake!!!
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Wow, nice job comrade. Better luck next time!

GrammerNazi makes a mistake!!!!!!!!!!

Be sure to make it out to the poles before they close, or you will be

I would like to point out that poles should be polls. yah that is a mistake. thats right a mistake!!!

The Pirate Election Comes To A Close!!!

The official pirate election draws to a close. Who will be the next leader of the disorganized fleets of the pirate empire? Will it be the uncouth Captain Jeff? First Molestation Mate David Bukowski? His fifteen year old loveslave with webbed feet, Pip Carlson? Or even, the honorable Captain Mike "Grammar-Nazi" Sparrow. (Note: The term "grammar-nazi" has nothing to do with grammar being placed into concentration camps and systematically executed. Or does it?)

The current popular vote:
47% David Bukowski (Democratic Party)
33% Mike Sparrow (Republican Party)
19% Pip Carlson (NOT IN THE A**!!! party)
1% Jeff Sparrow (Independent Party)

Yes Pacific Residents, that is a resounding 47% percent for Sodomy. Be sure to make it out to the poles before they close, or you will be axed. Have a day.

Remember Theo Van Gogh

Recently the Dutch filmaker Theo Van Gogh was slain by muslim extremists who said his film "submission" was insulting to the muslim faith. This was done by extremist, and the action has been condemned by several major leaders of islam. While his film did not insult the faith itself it insulted the way women are treated by men. The film "submission" can be found at http://www.ifilm.com. Please do not let his work be forgotten. Theo Van Gogh, rest in peace

Starcraft is not l33t

Starcraft isnot l33t

Dear all people who are still obsessed with starcraft.
GET OVER It. The game is s00per old and is an unjust cause of obsession with video games. I know to many people who for them Starcraft is not a fun game, it is an all purpose topic of conversation. No one wants to hear your Jim Raynor fan songs. No one wants to hear about the "OMG ZERG RUSH!!! OMG OMG OMG ZERG ATTAKATTAKATTAK. ITS ZERGS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT" If here another topic discussing the relative merits of each race in starcraft i think my head will explode in boredom. My other big gripe is the fact that the game is edging up on 10 years old and people are still talking about it. The graphics were always bad, and have no ability to look like a retro game of the past that people want to be trendy and go to hot topic and buy a cool shirt that says "know your zerg rushes" for wink wink knudge knudge potential. It seems to me that the people that have the tshirts that say know your mushrooms and know your roots are always the people that arent video game freaks because if you were a video game freak you would have tshirts from the internet like the "you forgot poland" tshirt or what ever. anyway the point of this is if your going to play starcraft dont talk about it cause no one cares

THE JIM RAYNOR SONG!!!! OMG NOOB!

Jim Raynor! Jim Raynor!

He rides his vulture and he rides real fast
But the protoss can kick his ass

Jim Raynor! Jim Raynor!

Terran Firebats, Ghosts, and marines
Blow the zerg to smithereens

Jim Raynor! Jim Raynor!

The Protoss Archons fall to the ground
When the zerg invade their town

Jim Raynor! Jim Raynor!

Terran n00bs bleed blood-red blood
Zergling rush knocks them to the mud

Jim Raynor! Jim Raynor!

Yes, Dark Templar are really cool
But with detector units they get schooled

Jim Raynor! Jim Raynor!

OMG N00B! Go Starcraft!

Writer's month dealiemabober.

Dealiemabober = word, apparently. Is anyone participating in this writing thing Jeff is talking about? I'm mainly writing this so I can shamelessly post a link to mine: Outbreak, and also so I can find out where Jeff's will be. I don't know if I'll have the commitment to actually finish a 50,000 word book by the end of the month, but what the heck, I'll give it a shot anyway. This is considering that I started my story like a month ago, and have finished like two pages. Take that work ethic.