This is a picture of Carrot top(is that one or two words? I am not really sure) taken recently . He can bulk up all he wants but he will never get past "DIAL DOWN DA CENTER"
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The monsters that are in beetleborg to fill time. The guy in blue looks more and more like Jay Leno as you see him in the movie. He is also funnier than Leno so thats cool
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Video Vault: Beetleborg Metallix

In this first installation of Video Vault we will be going back to one of my favorite childhood shows, Beetleborgs. The show is a cheap rip off of Power Rangers that featured the same cheesy acting and action style. I liked the show better because it has a kicking rad theme song. Dont believe me? Watch the show and you will spend the next few days singing it. Anyway in the heady days of 1997 when Beetleborgs was all the rage, a movie was made. This movie was known as Beetleborgs Metallix. I missed at least the first 30 minutes of the movie because the person before me didnt rewind and I was to lazy to rewind all the way to the beginning (please be kind, rewind mmkay?) but suffice to say I figured out the plot quickly. It follows one central extra evil monster that is so powerful that he easily destroys the regular Beetleborg suits. He then goes and springs an evil cartoonist out of jail. This is because in the beetleborg world anything a cartoonist draws can be turned into an object. The evil cartoonist begans to scribble out devices of such awesome power I could hardly begin to comprehend. One such device was the "WORMTANK" Its a giant worm that crawls along the surface in lovingly rendered 1997 low budget CGI. Im not sure why the worm tank is scary because it is alot slower than the regular tank and can be destroyed as the beetleborgs discover by "TRIANGULATING your fire" Yes they did say triangulate in a kids show. Maybe they were hoping with such big words they could get an educational award or something. I dont want to spoil the ending but the Beetleborgs get new suits that in the real world would be called WMD because there so destructive and powerful and stuff. In the movie though they give them to a bunch of kids. Gotta love kids with weaponry. The climatic end battle scene features some of the worst minature work ever seen, and has action words such as KAPOW and SHAZAAM appear over the explosions in a Batman and Robin like manner. At one point the word KAUIE appeared causing a great amount of indignantion among the audience because KAUIE is not a word. The other great entertainment value of this movie is its amazing catchphrases such as "CHILL OUT" after a guy was frozen in a block of ice. Please if you have any sense of humor go see this movie because I havent laughed this hard since I saw Are You Afraid of the Dark! But more on that later.
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Never Been Thawed

I was looking through the list of movies playing at my local independent theatre soon and noticed this gem NBT: Never Been Thawed. I cannot find a trailer so a description must suffice. Taken from IMDB
Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention. Shawn also sings for a local punk band that has recently converted to Christian Rock as they find the Christian fans much easier to shock and impress. Milo Binder, a local Christian rock promoter and owner of an anti-abortion themed Christian cafe, assisted the band's conversion. As Shawn pursues the convention and Christian fame, Al (the bass player) pursues Shelly. Shelly is a mousy virgin who's infatuation with Shawn may be more than AL can overcome. NBT is a dark, edgy warts-and-all comedy that leaves nothing sacred.
In my oppinion this movie sounds kind of like a funny version of Napoleon Dynamite. Random stuff happens in it, but hopefully it happens at a slightly faster pace than Napoleon did so I dont fall asleep. I cant wait for this movie
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Spiderman 3 villains released

Kristin Dunst confirmed rumors in a recent interview that Thomas Haden Church is Sandman, and Topher Grace is Venom. Yes that Venom. The one in the comics that was incredibly ripped and beat people up with ease. Now we have the nancy boy Topher Grace. Topher Grace would probably be my last choice. He plays Venom. There is not alot of character development that Eddie Brock did in the comics, just alot of butt kicking and looking angry at Spiderman. You know who does these two things really well? VIN DIESEL!!!!!!! Please Sam Raimi if you read this, its not to late to change. Replace Topher Grace with Vin Diesel
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I can just see the people running when they see this threatening face. OH CRAP ITS TOPHER GRACE HE IS THE DEFINITION OF TOUGH. HE EATS CIGARETTES INSTEAD OF SMOKING THEM AND HIS POOP IS CURRENCY IN ALKJFASTAN
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This is how venom is supposed to look
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When I saw these 4 new posters I noticed something that made me laugh? Can you spot it? (Notice Harry and Mad eye)
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Notice Cedric and Cho
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Notice Hermione and Krum
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Notice Ron and Fleur
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This is the newly released international poster for Harry Potter. Whats with the cut on Harrys face? Also Fleur isnt hot enough
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New Power Rangers Show

You heard right. The plot, or should I say lack of plot, has been released for the 2006 Power Rangers series. THEY HAVE MAGIC. yes MAGIC. Sigh, the series has been all downhill from the first season. Remember the dude in the glass tube and the robot that was like "AY YI YA" rangers. Also I would always laugh at the hilarious pair Bulk and Skull.
Heres the plot:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Rangers:_Mystic_Force

Jeff Daniels in a new movie

Remember Dumb and Dumber? Jeff Daniels was in Dumb and Dumber, but unlike Jim Carrey did not have HUGE HUGE success following that movie. While they played off each other quite well in that movie, Mr. Daniels wasnt the kind of physical comedy funny that Jim Carrey was. Anyway here is the trailer for his new movie The Squid and the Whale Here is the plot description from IMDB.com The patriarch (Jeff Daniels) of an eccentric Brooklyn family claims to once have been a great novelist, but he has settled into a teaching job. When his wife (Laura Linney) discovers a writing talent of her own, jealousy divides the family, leaving two teenage sons to forge new relationships with their parents. Linney's character begins dating her younger son's tennis coach. Meanwhile, Daniels' character has an affair with the student his older son is pursuing.

What I liked in this trailer:
The scene where he is like "hes a philistine." I laughed at that
The song at the end that had "self destructive fool" as a chorus. Does anyone know what that song is?

What i didnt like
That one shot of Daniels in the car just sitting. The reflection on the glass was ugly.
The fact that the trailer does not give an overall sense of the story.

Anyway see for yourself. I am looking foward to this movie
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thesquidandthewhale.html

Awesome Alien vs Predator Fan Trailer

This is an awesome alien versus Predator fan film trailer. My sources say that this is made by a guy who makes props professionally and has devoted his time to forging amazing costumes for this movie. This has the best costuming by far I have ever seen on a fanfilm. I cant wait for this movie. Hopefully this link does not go down. http://picapic.net/media/YGSNKYN84Q8GV4
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