Ashlee Simpson Loses!

As many of you know I am constantly making fun of artist who are owned by the Big Record labels and are a high percent computer generated sound. Jessica Simpsons younger sister, Ashlee Simpson who is only famous for having an older sister. But she was on SNL with Jude Law and hilarity ensues when you find out that she is really lipsyncing and probably has little or no talent. She could have taken this and run with it, but thats not in her contract Im guessing. So if it doesnt bring her money why should she bother? Thats what I hate about music today. Its too much about money and not enough about making good music. The video can be found in the following link http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

Lookout! A Monkey!!!

A monkey!?!?! Where!?!?!

My Awesome use of the Unofficial Student Forums

It all started off when a kid I know from school created a forum from our schools. Being me, I could not resist a one man spam attack. I present all of the forums i created at that website and another one called politicaldebate.tkForum 1F
or all of you who dont know, the best fan film series for star trek on the web is Star trek new voyagesFor all of you who dont know, the best fan film series for star trek on the web is Star trek new voyagesThey only have one episode so far but it rocks. you can get it at 5yearmission
Responses:
You really like star-wars don't you?
Jeff is what you would call obsessed
No more Spamming Jeff or i will be forced to punish you This post has been edited by Tino on Mar 17 2004, 05:03 PM
Then there was the signature that he forced us to use our real names in, and I changed mine after he manually changed it when I refused.
His response:
Jeff H.Jeff do not change this again or I will suspend you
Then I changed it again and this showed up
Jeff H.Jeff do not change this again or I will suspend youWhat about saturday schoolJBTS"worst movie ever"-kid in computer art urban free flow


Here is another thread created by the Moderator that I spammed.
The thread was……
This is just to have a little fun to celebrate creation.So post your worst swear words and phrases here. and have fun. Note this will only be

My response was
I like Potatoes
Another Thread I wrote was title “We should play DnD”2 days.
it would be cool to playwe could say things like "i can kill 27 garkons with one ulasfark"
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Another Thread I Created
one time i found a cool website. i liked it. it had cool graphics. but i cant remember what it was calleddoes anyone remember what it is called:ph43r: Stick around for tommorrows update with the rest of the adventures

The Next Big Project!

The Wandering Robots Film Studio has decided to begin produceing a new movie that is not yet titled. The movie is a musical about a robot invasion! An excerpt from the first song is included below
Robot Invasion
Look, in the sky!
Are we going to die?
It looks like a spaceship!
It looks like a spaceship!
Now its turning.
The hull is burning
Its coming down
It hit the ground
The police surround
Sirens roar, it hit the floor
The door its opening
Bated Breath, suspected instant death!

Robot: Surrender Humans or die!
Humans: Eat pizza Pie (chuck pie box)

The fog is clearing
The people are fearing
Bullets are racing, looked onto their course
But we should have known robots can’t be killed by sheer brute force.

Song Lyrics

Lockjaw
It’ll clench your teeth
It wont hurt your feet
Make it tough to breathe

Lockjaw!
Lockjaw!
Its in your blood,
Comeing on in a slow trickle not a flood

Don’t let your brain be crusty
Don’t touch stuff that’s rusty

Enjoy your smoothie
Cause your mouth cant movie

Hot dogs in a blender
Eggs in a blender
Spaghetti in a blender
It don’t matter how it tastes cause you’ll soon be dead

Mono
Mono
Mono
Mono
Mono

You share a cup
Soon you cant get up

You get kissed
You wont be missed

Mono
Mono
Mono
Mono
Ebola

Stays in your blood for six to eight weeks
Enjoy your tiredness
Enjoy no energy

Your boyfriend called
Hes in the hospital
Its you he hates
Because you gave him mono on your third date

Feel it catching in your throat
Blood running down your coat
Soon their will be a moat between you and the living

You’re a Robot
Why wont you cry
When someone dies
Are you dead?
You don’t give yourself enough cred
You’re a robot
A robot
The robots killed you and did the deed
Then ate you body as feed
Now you have gears built into your ears

bug attack!

I was reading my book
When I decided to take a look
And there was a bug, a bug, a bug on my hand.
It was a lean, green Human eating machine
It might just be on creatine
Personalized Action figure
I just lost my personalized action figure

And come to think of it my money to


Amtrak Song
No trash in the aisle
Stop treating us like bile
Yes I know we were late, but that doesn’t make us second rate

Silver Ducttape shants wearing girl

Your just a silver duct taped shants wearing girl
Shants wearing girl
Shants wearing girl

You have duct tape on your leg in the shape of a cross
Your attitude is also cross

Hardcore
Hardcore

You have scars on your arm
I think you work at a farm
On second thought maybe not

Hardcore
Hardcore

Your clothes are as black as night
I think you wanna fight
But no ones gonna bite

(chorus)

The music, I can hear it across the train
It must be blasting in your brain
Hard core
Hardcore

It might be punk
Maybe metal
All I know is that youll never settle for anything less than loud!

Hardcore
Hardcore

Your just a silver duct tape shants wearing girl
Shants wearing girl!

Gummy Bears on the Stairs
Gummy bears on the stairs
my heart flairs
I was eating potato chips and my heart skipped
When I saw the Gummy bears on the stairs
From inside my secret lair
I saw the gummy bears on the stairs
And I care about the gummy bear I found on the stairs

Rip It off!
Toenail is red
Blood is red
Don’t rip it off you’ll soon be dead

Rip it off
Rip it off
Rip it off

Hanging by a thread
The pains about to go to your brain

Don’t be mad, blame your dad
Hes the one who caused all the pain
I know you want to rip out his brains
Hes the one who moved his glass with his elbow and made you spill all of the jello

Goodbye, Cruel World

It has come to my attention that some people may think this picture indicative of my mental state. I assure you that I am in no way suicidal, although I may be somewhat insane, this picture is meant only for your amusment, you sadistic freak. Geez, What is wrong with you? You disgust me.

Awesomesauce Quotes

"Dave Barry is a killer of men. He has slain at least five personally, using nebulous diplomatic immunity rights to avoid criminal prosecution, although at one point the federal government threatened to extradite him to Peru."
~Zack Parsons, Something Awful (2004)

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
~Airplane (1990)

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
~Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
~Billy Madison (1997)

Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-heck-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
~Happy Gilmore (1996)

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the b******s, that's my policy. Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
~Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!(1988)

Milton: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
~Office Space(1999)

E.L.: Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.
~Road Trip (2000)

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Okay folks, that's all for today, as this is getting very, very long. Stay tuned for Awesomesauce Quotes 2.